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Expressing deep frustration with the the former PT government, God, Supreme Creator of the Multiverse, reportedly decided to call forth the power of electricity and strike down Dilma Rouseff, Brazil’s beleaguered president today. According to eyewitnesses, Rousseff was climbing the Empire State building in New York to prove herself to the UN when a lightning bolt struck her, causing her skeleton to become instantly visible and her internal organs to immediately explode. The result, depending on who one talks to, was either horrifying or delightful: Rouseff fell over 100 stories and splattered on the concrete, leaving a huge mess for the good garbage men of NYC to clean up. After all the blood and entrails had been scraped off the sidewalk, God released the following statement to the press through his spokesperson, archangel Gabriel:
“Today I had the privilege to electrocute Dilma Rousseff with my divine powers. It was pretty awesome. I haven’t had this much fun since JFK! Anyways, politics is great, especially when you’re a god! And for those of you are worried, Dilma’s definitely going to hell. Peace out.”